What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 09:08

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
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Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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